I'm Andrea.

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the way the ibytam video has taylor being chaotic and disruptive in all these different roles within the wedding - waitress, best man speech, flower girl - because it seems like he can't escape her as an annoying and petty ex, but then you find out the one role he really can't stop thinking about her in is the bride..... because she's not just the insane ex she's the one who got away and the one time he felt free....... poetic cinema

Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers

I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won