ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!