you really wanged it this time!

qifrey's lucky he's a witch. all he had coming into the fabric store was a crumpled post-it note reading "two yards grey pls." zero thought about weight or material. hey man what are you using this for? are you trying to match the colour to anything? do you need matching thread? it was only the magic talk that distracted coco from her moral and legal right to kill this customer

the problem with wha is that they have cops on the scene interpreting law with a gun when what they need is like, wizard defense lawyers. my oomf wizard phoenix wright would never stand for this

when i say the problem i mean of course watsonianly. doylistically it's sick as hell that the entire population of the wizard peninsula is living under wizard cop threat that gets more or less dire depending on how much sleep one guy with an itchy pennant finger got. everyone in-world who's like, okay we won't do wizard medicine but surely i can read the directions off the back of a thing of tylenol? is getting a one-way ticket to Amnesiac Australia. every atelier is getting away with murder because the wizard cops don't care to investigate how they treat their students until someone snitches about, again, the tylenol. get fucked buddy

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense