ah! böwakawa poussé poussé

noticehow everyone was defeaated

Any time I hear a song that's faster than 33 bpm, it really bothers me because why so fast? It's like they don't even wanna linger on the beats. They just wanna move onto the next musical note and be done already. And this is very similar to fast fashion, if you think about it.

You guys remember when Youtubers made 10-minute long vlogs full of nothing happening because 10 minutes is the length required to be able to monetize a video and shove a bunch of ad breaks in it? Yeah, well YouTube's not around anymore. Tiktok's the only video platform on the internet allegedly. And the creators there aren't incentivized to make their videos ten minutes long no matter even if they have nothing to say for that length of time. And this is bad because long media good and short media bad.

I remember when Over the Garden Wall came out and it was only 10 episodes long, and I said, "Only ten episodes? They didn't wanna linger on this story?" In fact, anytime someone I follow posts a 5 to 15 second long animation and they say, "hey guys, I worked really hard on this, it took several weeks to finish it, I hope y'all like it," I always leave a comment saying, "Um why is this so short though? Seems very rushed. It's like you've lost the art of lingering."

I love this post because every time I go to Wendy's and they hand me my order, I think about how rushed it was and how the linecooks didn't even care to linger on the burger they were making me. But I do have to wonder why the post is so short. The OP could've listed more things that are fast, she could've written a whole book about this, but she didn't. She didn't wanna linger on it for too long.

Candy for insulting anthony bourdain

Settings > My Pillhead Uncle > Configure My Pillhead Uncle

ah ok gooseworx's tumblr account got banned

extract celebrated culture from transfem and then drop them like a brick

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

a couple days ago someone reblogged one of my posts where I'm defending patricia taxxon with a screenshot of a post from isuggestforcefem and said "this is her blog btw" which of course it literally isn't, those are in fact two different people. so anyway I went to check their blog and between posting how much they hate isuggestforcefem (who, again, they appear to believe is the same person as patracia taxxon) they also post about how they're in the serial killer fandom. so you know I guess that's how the transmisogynist smear campaign is going

The Reality Crasherz is a new spin on The famous Wedding Crashers series of films, with a brand new take on the genre. Instead of exploiting emotionally vulnerable women at weddings or funerals, the reality crasherz seek to destabilize a woman's sense of identity and their relation to consensus reality.

banned from doing humpert humbert impressions after doing an "autism chaser" variant : (

My lovers have come in many bodies, under many names throughout history - the delectable dolt (such a lovely staccato chime at the end of that one - a favourite), the less-popular but striking retard (amusing, if only to watch the mental "reclamation calculation" among my close-minded, un-podcasted audience), the novel neurodivergent (a boring, leathery snake of a word - charmless), the pleasingly opaque A.S.D./P.D.D./e.t.c. of modern termino-such-and-such-and-such.