I am a letter written in uncertainty.

I got a sous vide bag and ten or fifteen grills what the hell I wanna go off and use a wok for. wok for what, yummy? I got all the yummy in the world

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

the extent to which posting here has remained the same/diminished over the course of the past ten years is somewhat maddening to me

we decry the specific text of "touch my butt and buy me pizza" but so much of the posting done here remains entirely within the bounds of the touch my butt and buy me pizza cultural complex. we're still doing the same shit. and playboi carti doesnt even use this site anymore

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

*ordering coffee* hi can i have one Deviant Perversion, please

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane