christian moms against homestuck

you shouldnt close a door and put your back to it and slide down and sigh because it will expose you to being stabbed through the door with a sharp implement

basically copied the guy in front of me's chipotle order because it sounded good sorry i shouldve said something. what? that i like your taste? you like my taste... taste me more. huh?

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

society if “nonsexual nudity” extended to trans women