eternal ascension

I know there’s lots of new mobile players with no Switch access. I have (almost) every title so I can hop in to whatever game to catch something for you! I’ll even pre-EV train it to save you some BP, if you ask nicely!

When I was a baby lesbian circa 2011, I had a huge crush on my best friend. She’d come over to my house for sleep overs almost every weekend, and a staple of those sleep overs was Jolly Ranchers. I mean we would just consume copious amounts of them. Including the night we had our first kiss, which, you know, was probably the most central event to my queer life. I pretty much swore off of Jolly Ranchers entirely when her and I had our falling out. They were too painful for a while there.