I exist, I guess

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTEXT HERE

So for those who don't know some merch sources establish Barbie's full name is Barbara Rogers. And Shaggy's full name is Norville Rogers. So some people started to joke some years ago they could be related and we wouldn't know, and little by little the joke turned into an AU or a headcanon for some people

Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

I nemeed meddysine

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

Hourhhfbf

Oh cool an affront to God

wait americans can just. buy massive bottles of ibuprofen what the fuck

when you’re on here like ‘mmm yummy five ibuprofen make headache go away’ you’re not struggling with little packets you’re just straight chugging that shit what the fuck

When you don’t have health care, you need 1000 ibuprofen on hand.

people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now

That is an actual entity and yes that is legitimately the acronym

I'm an atheist but I do believe some sort of higher power is wheeze laughing at Andrew Tate right now.

A lot of us lower powers too.

Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy