i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

Atwood actually modeled her society off of islamic iran.

Imagine if apes had total comprehension of human language and you explained to them what a banana republic is only to watch their initial excitement bottom out into shrieking despair

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

Popular leftist voice: Every single right-wing person is literally so ugly and chopped, let me point out their exact features and how they're ugly. Having bad thoughts literally ages you. Good People are always hot and sexy and have kind countenances.

Eggman's security system during a break-in

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

Honey, this post better not take off.

Well they aren't very smart, they did keep voting in Trudeau who is literally the worst but with the best PR team