"A man of few words must choose them wisely"

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

@ariminiria

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺

this and I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN😡😡😡😡⚡️⚡️⚡️☄️☄️☄️IT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKIN🔥🔥🔥💢💢💢💥💥💥💣💣💣 I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER👺👺👺👹👹👹👹 I HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME🤯🤯🤯💣💣💣🎸🎸🎸🎸💥💥💥 THE NIGHTMARE'S JUST BEGUN☠️☠️☠️👾👾👾 I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER👹👹👹❗️❗️❗️🧨🧨🧨🎸🎸🎸

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

Seal baptism

your world is dying. your husband presumably dies in space so now you're a widow and your world is still dying. then 50-ish years later your husband everyone assumed was dead pulls up in a random spaceship full of a highly volatile atmosphere with the solution to your impending apocalypse and none of the original crew from his mission and instead with a wet, blobby alien that he pack bonded with and almost died for and is now emotionally codependent on that now wont stop complaining about the temperature of the water in its enclosure. your name is adrian and you dont know how you got here

#and you don't know how you got the name adrian either - (vía @ladytharen)

I know nothing about Destiny so I am going to assume this is exactly what the game is like.

This is exactly what it’s like.

In honor of Destiny 2 coming to an end, I bring back this gem as we pour one out.