One more in the W column for Japan.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

Check him out he’s so cool

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

Pebble and sea glass paintings!

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

Oh My God Damn

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

This is going to enter my vocabulary

Poem @chucktaylorupset