Notyouraveragecupofjoe

I can't shoot fireballs from my hands, but I can shoot cum from my cock and sometimes that's enough.

Sucking YOUR dick after a long day to relieve MY stress

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree

One of the best things in life is finally finding out what a mutual’s dick looks like.

oh my god he did a bobbin lace. out of parachute cords, both military and protective in nature. of the guy who saved someone from the water and then ran to fire his gun with his fine ass out. This is so gorgeous and so gay

HEY @sweaterkittensahoy LOOK AT THIS

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.