Lesbian Alert

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

Wei Ying being surprised he likes Lan Zhan as if he did not spend his entire teenage years going "Lan Zhaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!! Lan Zhan are you listening? Lan Zhan pay attention to me! Why aren't you giving me attention? Look at me! Look at me!!! Lan Zhan Lan Zhan Lan Zhan Lan Zhaaaann!!!"

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

the fact that binghe and tlj are "just some dude sqq knows" to each other, especially tlj. SQQ out of his mind like this... this freak nerd theatrekidcore cunty diva is the demon emperor/huan hua palace master's father MY binghe's (to be dissected when he has time for it) father, have u no remorse, have u no sympathy for ur own child, have u no regrets? and tlj is just like, "i dont know him like that" and proceeds to try and set sqq up with zzl