How Many Nights Does It Take To Count The Stars

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

sometimes I think about how Wymack made the foxes because he never wanted another kid to go through what he did only for his own son to qualify. and then i stare into the sun

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free