Reading is cool

*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

I haven't read it yet, but I think this is what @pangur-and-grim's new book Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die is about

People who insist tumblr must be 90% LGBT because their self-curated dash is have never gotten a weird comment on a post and went to check the person's blog and discovered an entire deep subculture of christian and tradwife users reblogging anti-abortion quotes and transphobia between each other. I promise you they're on here.

this is just what it's like being on a platform that doesn't necessarily push inflammatory people and things toward you on purpose

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

“oh iran is a dictatorship!” “oh palestine is homophobic!” i don’t care like literally i don’t care that’s not a problem to be solved by other countries blowing innocent people up

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you

Fuck all cops