your hands will be too small to catch the pain you want to heal

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer