A Huge Nerd

I’ve been saving this

IT’S TIME

BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh

He doesn’t disagree with the sign

#if anyone ever asks me about female fantasy and some of the ways it differs from perceived female fantasy #i am just going to cite this post

Must have reblogged this three times already but not stopping now

It had pockets

that student athletes meme but about starfighter pilots

Obi Wan: use the force, Luke Luke: I AM a force 💥🔥  a force of nature inside this x-wing 🚀  gotta keep up the grind 😤  need for speed 💯🏁  red five life ✈️

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

@charas-sins Heeey you stopped by my table in artist alley but you were out of costume! I remembered you showed me this on your phone. It looks incredible!!!

@satteredhunter

I’ve been through over 13 therapists in my life- no joke.

True, all of this. I’ve had numerous therapists over the years, and the ones that have helped me the most were the ones that I actually looked forward to going to see. Even when the stuff was hard, seeing them still made me feel better afterward. 

I love this description of tumblr.

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

didnt she also have sex on said grave

She lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes

… that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started.

JSTOR confirms it: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3177447

Mary Freaking Shelley is None More Goth personified.

@mama-germany Achieve maximum goth

@saarebitch

If I fail to reblog this, assume I’m stuck in my crypt, and someone needs to come help me.

OH MY GOD

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

She fucking CUMS

Lmaooooo

This entire post was a journey tbh

One die says ‘nipples’

Well yeah how do YOU play D&D