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what a fucking relief to be the one kid in this family without a blue name

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dorothylarouge

shadowhunterandwizard

Y’all I’m screaming

lustcannibalism

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

lustcannibalism

purpleisdebeste

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

purpleisdebeste

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

purpleisdebeste

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

overnightshipping

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coolguycy

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

undead-gynoburst

Secondary shout-out to my girl "clutch"

pattern-recognition

Hostile

pattern-recognition

Да, комиссар

demonboyhalo

this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

ashberrrry

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

oneheadtoanother

Ok now do NYT columnists

dorkichiban

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

clockworkdragonffxiv

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

semicolonthefifth

It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.

tentacleteapot

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

charl0ttan

thats not how they told it

the-rat12

History is written by victors

tentacleteapot

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

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b0nkcreat

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

b0nkcreat

live reenactment

b0nkcreat

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

ampervadasz

Unmute !

pumpkinsforsale

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

postimpression

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

brightlotusmoon

Guess what day it is again folks

styx-doesnt-do-art

It’s monday

brightlotusmoon

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

amateur-forklift-driver

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

processintegrated

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

luckshiptoshore

Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically.

edwad

got called a metrosexual today lads

oneheadtoanother

macklesufficient

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

egberts

yeah you can hold your horses but will your horses hold you back?

egberts

I woke up in the middle of the night to make this post and I don’t remember why

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candyredterezii

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

vampireopossum

candyredterezii

Then I haven’t missed it!

makomoriz

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

eatsoylentgreen

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