you never felt like a sin

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?

[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

did you google how to take a screen shot

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Being physically strong does kinda mess with your head when you have health problems I think. Like you know that logically your muscle mass isn’t gonna stop you from having a sleep disorder or asthma or whatever but when it happens anyways you’re like damn life really doesn’t work like comic books huh? Frankly I am disappointed.

Do you think Superman has to deal with lower back pain? No. He can just lift things with no consequence. Does Batman get sleepy? Obviously not. His ninja training makes him immune to such things.

I want a super strong buff superhero who gets winded running up two flights of stairs, that’s what I want.