did you think that I had left you for good?

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

I shall name him Zero, after the number of times he has died!

So bad news about One

Not to be insane but it's worth noting that the discoloration of the top implies a much older skeleton. #age_difference

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

After giving it a lot of thought, and much soul-searching, I have decided that the only correct course of action is to kill everyone at this potluck with my enchanted cursed greatsword

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

today's men don't even have genitalia they just have the screaming skull

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities