I'd do anything for you

the best skincare routine is not wearing makeup

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

you ever be listening to music and go “wait i like this song” like obviously dude it’s on your playlist

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent