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She should be at the club

My favorite part of Hadestown is you come for the pretty music and the love story and then you get beat on the head repeatedly by the reminder that the rich use and exploit our bodies for their own gain and we'll never be free until we join together and rise up against them

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

[ID: a video shot from the floor of a room. A black cat quickly scoots into frame, staring at the camera with enormous round eyes. End ID.]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

yes god finally one of you gets it

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away