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If anyone is in the market for an exquisitely ugly fish-or-fishing-themed belt buckle, Bergamot Brass Works (of Wisconsin!) has you more than covered.

#fish belt mystery day perhaps?#the sublime trout buckle of destiny

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The cake worm...cakerpillar....his name is Tim

#vintage recipes #baking #i love you tim the birthday worm

I hate 19th century settlers, man, how the fuck you gonna say the wilderness is infested with...wild animals?? You know who probably didn't see them as an infestation? The people who were already there who cohabitated with them grraaaaaaaaAAAAA it is so depressing that I literally cannot imagine wolves being common in the southeastern US.

#a very fuck you to manifest destiny

Diversity win! Sorghum is nonbinary

#thank you federal writers' project #this is from 1939 #about tennessee sorghum farming

Ads that make you go hmm

#this is from 1919 #a few beans but don't get crazy

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You know, I find myself wishing that "I'm just a girl" wasn't some kind of misogynistic infantilizing bullshit, but was instead a way of expressing that even seemingly ordinary women can do extraordinary things. Like how you'd describe the female protagonist at the beginning of a story where she ends up the hero despite being "just a girl." That there's nothing "just a girl" about girls after all, so the phrase is ironic. Maybe we should be saying that there is no "just" a girl. Little girls are tiny dragons, witches, fae folk, wolves, hurricanes, dammit!! Big girls, too! Cis girls, trans girls, any and all girls are anything but just girls. Hello??? Can anyone hear me???

(I am forcefully dragged from the microphone)

#not to be ranty on main #but the just a girl rhetoric chaps my ass #i am hoping i make sense but may delete later lol #gender essentialism begone

infectiouspiss

you'd think "manosphere" would be a beautiful sphere made of nothing but men or perhaps even a beautiful spherical man but no. misogyny.

#tragically not the level of earth's atmosphere from which men descend like falling stars #no...podcasts : (

historical-fashion-polls

which outfit would you rather wear? (ca. 1930s)

1 💙🤍💛❤️

2 💙🤍

3 💛🤍🌴

4 💙❤️🤍

5 🤎🧡⛵️

6 💙💛

7 🤍💙

8 ❤️🤍

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

requested by: anon

request: sailor-inspired womenswear from the early 20th century

#all of them absolutely immediately

littleastrobleme

At this point my days of the week posts are outta control

#keep on truckin comrades it's Thursday

What does this mean? The horrors persist but I stay silly? Exasperatedly horny? Playing off embarrassment after saying "y-you too!" to the waitress?

#another emoji kitchen mystery

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Freshwater fish names with a certain je ne sais quoi

#it's freshwater fish tuesday apparently #fishblogging #who up suckin they alabama h--i am dragged off the stage

anguilliforme

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

#the love i would feel for my beautiful mountain red belly dace gf #would be indescribable

pansyfemme

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

#loess? more like oh yes #clay? hooray #sand? just grand #appreciate sediment and soil NOW

probuccalfat

an autistic woman can change your life if you let her fr

#it's true #plunk an autistic woman into your friend hoard today!

vintage-every-day

The first female gardeners employed at London's Kew Gardens. Eleanor Morland, Gertrude Cope and Alice Hutchings. Photographed in 1896.

#need their fits instantaneously

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Remember the days of two ice cream sodas for a nickel? Kiser's remembers...

Something something the economy is in shambles (this is from 1945)

#historic food prices make me want to scream #yeah yeah inflation i know i know BUT #pepperidge farm remembers

I feel like nobody calls their digs a "bachelor pad" anymore...but then, I also don't feel like they call their pads "digs" anymore, either. Everyone get more beatniky NOW

#it's okay if you're not a bachelor bachelorhood is a state of mind babey

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