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"Can you not press your asshole to my band shirt?!" is a thing you can say to your cat on many occasions.

#i just got this pond shirt pal keep your booty to yourself

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In the newspaper, Phil??

Of course it's from 1969, why do you ask? Sigh...

#woodchuckle is right #vintage newspapers #explain yourself now Phillip #keep your snowkakke to yourself

birdwatchy-standaround

whatever. go my bean warriors #mybeanwarriors

#the font on the interpretive panel is hard to read but fun #go my killer beans #mykillerbeans

myfavoritedemons

Which one of these would be funnier to own?

Left or right?

Left

Right

Voting ended onAug 14

#christmas present ideas for my mom...#a separate pillow blanket set for his head and torso would be funny

That must be why he's dead :(

#bela lugosi mauled by gorilla on flatbush ave story at 11

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teathattast

#GOD I wish that were me

cryinglawstudent

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

littleastrobleme

Average pharmacy interaction tbh

#i have met some very nice pharmacy techs #but for being the place that gives you your medication #boy is the pharmacy reluctant to fulfill that core requirement

frickomode

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

angelicguy

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

#late for the date because he was at the patent office #trying to trademark cocaine lozenges for dogs or something

70sscifiart

Don Ivan Punchatz

#oof this one hurts #don ivan punchatz

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You gotta be kidding me

#there is zero context in the wikipedia article btw

historical-fashion-polls

which outfit would you rather wear? (1867)

left 🖤💚

right 💛💙

Voting ended onAug 13

#much love towards girlie on the right who looks like a beautiful stick of butter

The 1925 Prince of Wales RPF girlies must've had a field day with this one.

#yes yes I know what it actually means #vintage newspapers

myfavoritedemons

i have a gift card for a bougie home goods store that i could spend on some practical kitchenware...or i could spend on cowboy worm rug...

myfavoritedemons

petition to replace tumblr's logo with this little guy

#cowboy worm!!!!#when I was in 6th grade we had a group project to design a consumer product #my idea was “cowboy worm” toothpaste...you can guess the mascot #you can also guess what the very normal girls I was grouped with thought of that idea ...

Accidentally clipped the phrases together in my head "full of beans" and "full of piss and vinegar" and got "full of piss and beans." Boy, my cat sure is...full of.... piss and beans....this evening....

#does any one else say piss and vinegar or just me?

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etiennelux

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

#ah yes...the $7 cinnamon milk #a disgrace every time

This 1966 kids' article is very sweet to me. Each horse is beautiful in their own way :' )

#horse girls rejoice #1960s #vintage newspapers

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