Stop using plural systems to justify being a transmisogynist. AFAB transfems are just cisgender chasers who want to feel unique and I'm not going to coddle you or pretend you aren't being a fucking invasive creep.

sorry

our damn air conditioner window unit stopped working

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

i really fucking hate IT Security Guys like, as a labor class. they are usually some of the most belligerent and out-of-touch members of the computer-toucher taxon, and the most divorced from actual use cases. this is how we keep getting shit like hospital staff password cycling that results in nursing stations having video game-style postit note passwords all over them. 'well changing your password every two weeks is shown to be most effective at preventing hacks" thats great man did you do any research on this outside of your actuarial model. because Kathy down at the NICU cant fucking remember "b5h1Jh1HH#15" has been changed to "6h3%!1mn" on station 4, shes on 2 hours of sleep and has long covid

last computer security guy i talked to interrupted me in the middle of having a friendly conversation with him where i said i stole all the software i wanted and admonished me about malware?? and i said bro who the fuck do you think youre talking to. i have been pirating shit since i was, literally, 12 years old. and i have gotten zero viruses, ever. and he smugly retorted 'how would you know?' and i said because i scan my shit and watch my ports and pay attention? and then he went on this long lecture about how actually, most real malware cant be scanned for, blah blah, which is 1. categorically false unless youre talking about idk, advanced state department shit and 2. he was baffled when i explained to him that unless i could actually feel a difference in my own GPU/CPU power or bandwidth, or unless my files were being ransomed, i literally did not give a shit. if some hacker has managed to install secret malware that is undetectably cryptofarming my computer in a way that is undetectable to me through power consumption, wear n tear, process wastage etc, then why the fuck would i care. 'what if youre part of a DDoS attack" is it making youtube load slow? is my ping going up in Barotrauma? are my files being ransomed? no? then it has no material impact on me whatsoever. i dont have a principled stance against hacking, only a material interest in making sure my computer runs.

bluh bluh 2fa is more secure WHEN I AM LOCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNTS BY 2FA, THAT SCENARIO HAS IDENTICAL MATERIAL CONSEQUENCES TO LOSING ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNTS THROUGH OTHER MEANS. KILL YOURSELF

Hazel was FUCKING DONE

“Gimme the water-! Damn it. Gimme the WATER-! Damn it. Maybe if I use the other paw? Damn it. You know what, little box, fuck you!”

You know, because of the evolutionary “purpose” of capsaicin, I am kind of literally watching a wizard guy take ticks of poison damage irl

“tme/tma are TERF dogwhistles” <- guy who could not identify a dogwhistle if he was a cocker spaniel

if you consistently use the “-slop” suffix and wojaks i really don’t think you’re in any position to talk about someone else blowing the dogwhistle

"the terms that talk about transmisogyny are terf dog whistles" is genuinely one of the dumbest things ever and shows that these people have no clue what a terf actually is.

have you even tried becoming the favored and cosseted concubine of a powerful warrior woman

no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect

no yeah like I totally see how that was traumatizing and why you would feel threatened by the sight of someone like me in the same bathroom as you. um but can I please get to the sink so I can wash my hands

no right it does sound especially bad for you in ways I could never understand. I will say though I'm not sure if I agree that revealing to the man sexually harassing me that I'm trans would have made me safer actually

no you don't have to call the cops you're right I'll just use the men's. no yeah I should have just listened to you when you said men will just harass women if they share a bathroom. no yeah I'll hold up a sign saying I'm trans so they know not to hurt me

no yeah it sounds devastating not to be able to get pregnant. no you're right I'll never be able to understand what you're going through

no you're right, I should just dress masculine so men don't harass me, it's my fault for dressing this way

no sorry yeah spaghetti straps probably are too much. no sorry I didn't think about the possibility there could be children

no you're right sorry I should have told you I was trans right away. no yeah it does sound really scary and upsetting to find out about my genitalia you're right

no yeah I'm sorry for trying to trick you. um but I really did just wear this makeup look because I thought it would look cute, that's all

no like this isn't a performance sorry I just threw this dress on to run to the pharmacy. uh but thanks for saying I'm slaying boots the house down becky. drag race? no I haven't seen it

no right sorry I didn't realize there was a gender neutral bathroom available. you're right sorry I should be hiding my presence

no sorry yeah I'm being irrational, he probably was just trying to be nice. I'll stay quiet next time

no sorry like I was actually thinking I'd just keep my shorts on in bed till surgery. no yeah I'm aware there's risks. no sorry I already know I don't want to, I don't need to try it "just once." um are you interested in other parts of my body or...?

no yeah thanks for letting me know I'm trying too hard with this skirt. I just thought it was cute is all sorry