Monster enthusiast

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

UNMUTE!!

POV u are delicious

[Video Description: A clip from Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob, Gary the Snail, and Plankton stand on a sidewalk along with a barrel with a hose coming from it. Spongebob cheerfully pats Gary's eyestalks and says, "Okay, Gary, you can go home. Gary meows flatly then slithers out of frame. While Spongebob looks on with a smile and Plankton with consternation, there is the sound of a car door opening and closing, then the car revving up and peeling away. Their eyes follow the car. Plankton asks, "Was that his car?" Smile unfaltering, Spongebob answers, "No." End Description

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beautiful women are !sucking and !sipping on my penis

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!unpenis

WHAT THE FUCK HERA