Ah zog it

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

i cannot BELIEVE

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Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

what’s a henway?

NO!!! THAT WAS NOT GENTLE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!