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i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

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superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"
just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
βThis bed ainβt big enough for the both of us.β
"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK* πππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*ππππππππππππππππππ
βKill them with kindnessβ
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK*
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be
Look all I'm saying is it's wild to color the Two Lovers red and blue when they're earth nation tribes if you're not gonna have symbolism behind it.

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. Thatβs whoβs trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
β¦Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
the japanese β-ne?β particle and the british slang term βinnitβ serve the same function
Standard English: Itβs cold, isnβt it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: Itβs fuckinβ freezinβ, innit?
i have to do everything around here
i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like sayingΒ βinnit?βΒ
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "nΓ©?", which the contraction of "nΓ£o Γ©?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
*un-Babels your Tower*
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP

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"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates
"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein
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ALL OF IT???????
video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"
every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this
Hmm those idols who look uncannily like deceased idols and celebrities sure do have a lot of lyrics about dying and coming back to life huh, wonder what that's about
how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like βi saw her at the devils sacrament!!!β girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament π
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what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.