If I ever use just a singular "?" Without any other words or if the ? Is spaced after the sentence I am tilting my head at you like the dumb idiot I am :3
Yaoi connoisseur
Idk how to do these so like
Tell me if there's smt you think should be in here ig
I guess this is also an introduction post so uhh
Here ig?
Mari suggested I add things I like here so like
I like Naruto alot
I'm a kinda into dragon ball
A bit into bleach and semi into one piece?
Those are pretty much the only things I can remember rn about media
Tho I also really like @pennyroyald given I'm dating her
Also dating @plutowhoops now <3
And maybe @system-of-cats idk :(
Of course I also like all my moots
AND!!! @viscousbeast
They're fantastic!!
I'm not very good at talking
And I'm kinda dumb
My favorite animal is a wolf!
@i-love-shizu is technically my alt blog but like
It's also the horny blog so don't go there if you don't wanna see that
Also im gonna be weird over there it's the horny blog
Oh also go send hate to @i-love-ifrit they suck
For the most part anyway I do suffer from big stupid so like
18 :(
Big evil mean age everything is getting way too serious soon :(
Big evil mean age got serious :(
Amab but any pronouns are fine :3
And here's some of the names I'll respond to
Patrik, Patricia, patter, Pat, Pat Pat, Patty cake, Patrik star, P, patrik6090, @patrik6090, ishizu and Batemen
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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
It's part of a package called the KIDS Act, filled with digital ID and age verification and censorship!
MAKE THOSE PHONES RING!! CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES ALL WEEK
202-224-3121
i HIGHLY encourage everyone to read the bills in the KIDS Act, because you will be doing more than 95% of people who read and introduce these bills
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revolutionary leader: we have to destroy their government like a worm eating an apple from the core. we cannot rest until every one of their leaders are dead. theyve spent eons ruling the galaxy with an iron fist, destroying everything we care about, lets not forget the inhabitants of ATLAS-05 and the slaughter of indigenous populations, our objective is clear. we will not rest until they are gone.
ace pilot: [raising her hand] okay so question
revolutionary leader: [sighing] what. what is your question
ace pilot: umm.. can i be leashed? i'm kinda missing my leash. whos my handler?
revolutionary leader: wh- you don't have a handler. you're a fucking mech pilot, you can be trusted to know the best course of action in battle, can't you? isnt this what they train you for?
ace pilot: [shaking her head] no i just do what they tell me to. i never got trained or anything they just inject me with the stuff and then tell me where to shoot. can i wear a muzzle
revolutionary leader: you never- what the fuck? THIS is what the best of the best of their army is like? you never even got trained?
revolutionary pilot: i told you working with her was a bad idea. lets just kill her. we don't need fascist scum in our ranks.
ace pilot: [whimpering a little] aahahaha.. can she be my handler? i like her
revolutionary leader: wh- what the fuck. you at least know how to pilot their mechs? right?
ace pilot: [grinning] if a scary lady is yelling at me, i can pilot anything in this galaxy
revolutionary pilot: we really dont need her. lets just shoot her
revolutionary leader: no no, wait.. anything? like all you need is a handler and you can pilot as well as any of their pilots
ace pilot: and a lot of drugs! but yep
revolutionary leader: . . . alright marsha you're her handler now
revolutuonary pilot: AW WHAT
ace pilot: [wagging her tail in her mind] YAAAYYYYYYY
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