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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you

thefaginogion

perfect (bisexual)

negrocops

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

iluveatingmoss

@dr-cute-pink-doctor

dr-cute-pink-doctor

I may be both perfect and bisexual but unfortunately I doubt that I could be considered a perfect bisexual

iluveatingmoss

ur perfectly impregnable <3

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

charlesoberonn

OP I hope you know this is literally a plot point in Homestuck.

the-hugger

@adhd-fandom-and-gay @adventuretolkienlover @adventuretolkienlover2 @annotated-catastrophe @beadoesthings @carb0n-m0n0xide @caretaleandotherstuff @cherriwhoops @cultist-bones @savi-of-ithaca @eteledhasanaxe @flurty @goldfabricx @hellomousyhere @hiro--aoki @huggablearsonist @i-m-the-doctor @imachaoticghost @mersinia @onetimemacaroni @paintthedeadflag @pansexualcake9 @patrik6090 @problematicghosty @queer-red-panda @rainandsugarcane2000 @scooburst @shamefulsinnerethan @sleepypetalz @tams-tism-talks @tankerfishthesimp @tbspiritss @the-ellia-west @theweirdbox123 @twinklingstarsssss @th3p0rtalmaker @welldonesteak1 @write-with-will

Golden is on the radio??????

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venusswasaboy

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

prokopetz

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

dogpuppy

doubleca5t

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

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rocky-has-blog

THROW THE TEA IN THE HARBOR NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION FUCK KING GEORGE THE THIRD THIS ISSS AMMMMEEEEEEERRRERERIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA (Sparta kicks a empty xenite crate into the ocean)

Rocky is confused. Rocky no understand human politics very well. Why throw tea in harbor, question? Who is King George the third, question? Rocky on Eridian so this is not America, statement.

purplepenguintime

Grace is on Erid, dying of malnutrition and every other disease. The Eridian scientists are fighting for their lives to try and keep Rocky’s beloved flesh blob from shrivelling up. They can’t synthesize the food he needs and it all seems hopeless. But then, in their finest hour, a beautiful dwarf descends from the thick ammonia atmosphere to provide Grace with his first proper meal in years.

It is, of course, Senshi of Izganda

dogpuppy

infertilityidol

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

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prokopetz

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

davai-tovarisch

charlizetheronsbush-official

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: three four people

wearesorcerer

Succumb to the amulet?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Succumb to the amulet!!!

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