F u l l m e t a l Headassery

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.

I like to imagine that everyplace else in the Full Metal Alchemist world is just normal. Like people in Xing are looking at maps like "And over here we've got the perfectly circular military dictatorship where every other person is an evil wizard. Not a recommended vacation destination."

Obsessed with the implication that the country where succession is being decided based on which of 50 different heirs brings the current leader the secret to immortality first, is normal

Well that's just politics

The real antagonist of Fullmetal Alchemist is the nameless Xerxian alchemist who bought a teenage boy to sweep his floors and then was like "hey, I'm going to take your blood to try to play god, you can't legally say no because I own you. If this, say, backfires horrifically in 20 years time, then I guess it's you and your descendants' problem since it's your blood lmao"

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

man come on😂

Assemble them all to summon Exodia

Ingredients to make a Homonculus with every disease

w hat

this post is my legacy and if it gets deleted after tumblrs new sfw policy ill have nothing left to my name