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ON THIS DAY, July 19th
Bilbo Baggins finds the One Ring
'He guessed as well as he could, and crawled along for a good way, till suddenly his hand met what felt like a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of the tunnel. It was a turning point in his career, but he did not know it. He put the ring in his pocket almost without thinking; certainly it did not seem of any particular use at the moment.'
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[tolkien voice] morgoth probably didn’t know what a flower was. and if he did it would piss him off
[id: text from Morgoth's Ring reading "...his own will and designs, on a great scale. And later after things had become more stable, Melkor was more interested in and capable of dealing with a volcanic eruption, for example, than with (say) a tree. It is indeed probable that he was simple unaware of the minor or more delicate productions of Yavanna: such as small flowers.*" followed by "* [footnote to the text] If such things were forced upon his attention, he was angry and hated them, as coming from other minds than his own." end id]
THIS is shrimpteresting because like. be thingol. you don’t know what an orc is yet. see orcs. think, maybe it’s those other elves? think, probably it’s fine to attack them with weapons. this is followed quite soon by ‘the sindar were well armed, and they drove off all the creatures of evil’ so like. they did do that. me when kin (?) slaying (!) is literally ok i guess
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
And I don't expect I shall return.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001, dir. Peter Jackson
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women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.
sure fucking whatever man
isn't that that Tolkien book
Ah yes, The Silmulsimultaniousatnululsy, a classic piece of Tolkien literature
Hobbits that point at gay people
Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
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Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
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how do YOU pronounce Maedhros?
my-thros
may-thros
may-dros
my-dros
my-eh-dros
mya-thros
may-he-dros
some other incredibly fucked-up way that I'll put in the tags
also please feel free to tag when and where you were upon discovering you'd been pronouncing this incorrectly/everyone else was pronouncing this incorrectly
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I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world
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