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The "Riders of Rohan" chapter is full of gems but one of those is that there were three horses that Γomer offered to give to the Three Hunters, and since Gimli plainly refused to "ride a beast", he ended up riding behind Legolas. The films present this as if there were only two horses so they made do out of necessity, but no, Gimli son of GlΓ³in just didn't want to sit on a horse by himself and said as much proudly to the Third Marshal of the Riddermark. King.
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Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically
I think DΓs knows about you and Thorin, and she's okay about it, Bilbo...
Images of Thorin looking at Bilbo AAAAAAAAA HHH HHH
Bro's eyes is sparkling πβ€
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The true lesson of Homestuck is that if you want your alien OCs to become popular, provide one (1) suggestively bizarre detail about their reproductive biology and adamantly refuse to elaborate.
and the lord of the rings. tolkien invented whole languages and cultures and mythologies and histories, and the staggering enormity of the worldbuilding tolkein accomplished is only ever hinted at in the actual corpus of the lord of the rings, but he never wrote down the elf words for cock and balls
Amusingly, thatβs only half right. While Tolkien never wrote down the elvish words for βtesticlesβ, he didΒ come up with elvish words for βpenisβ. The terms appear only in his early lexicons and are not repeated later, so theyβre not guaranteed to be compatible with the versions of elvish that actually made it into the books, but the words doΒ exist.
Itβd beΒ puntlΒ in Quenya and gwibΒ in proto-Sindarin, incidentally.
elves donβt have testicles
This actually brings up an interesting point. Humans only have testicles because our body temperature is too hot to allow sperm to live inside the body. So if elves have a lower body temperature, which it is slightly suggested as they donβt feel the cold the way men do, itβs entirely possible that elves, in fact, do not have testicles, cause they donβt need them.
Hey, weβre back on topic.
Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles
Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground
Iβm so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
Iβm fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like heβs fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like heβs celebrating too early. The dude whoβs creeping after Gimli like heβs gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.
Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy βnot hitting the stunt menβ shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarfβ¦
i feel this is very important
Lets all remember John Rhys Davies is not Gimli. John Rhys-Davies is 6β²4. And as broad as Gimli.
You ride to war, but not to victory.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson
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Sorry about the lack of art but look at this teeny tiny wizard I drew and my triceratops earring for size comparison
Something I need the fix it AU writers who use Frodo as Bagginsgields child to focus more on:
Gimli meeting a hobbit that looks strangely like Thorin Oakenshield but has the last name Baggins before connecting the dots:
WIP of an idea that looked better in my headβ¦.
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Aragorn's Hands.
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January 3, 1892, Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!
βThis love for the memory of the countryside of his youth was later to become a central part of his writing, and it was intimately bound up with his love for the memory of his mother.β β Humphrey Carpenter, J.R.R. Tolkien: A Biography
Author of my favorite stories and a comforting universe. And, without a doubt, the greatest inspiration for the writer I've become. I learned to tell my own stories through his.
i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways
#hello to elrond and elros #also arwen and elladanelrohir
adding Turgon & Fingon
