just tryna function

imagine a restaurant where as payment you had to get their food all over your pants and walk it to another restaurant and slop it around. that's what pollination is. freak shit

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

can't watch a movie normal i have to pause it fifty times for no reason. i am letting it marinate

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

it creached

someone copy pasted he