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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

no no, i like what past you was thinking, too, as i've thought about going a bit lighter before. but you found a better brown hair ref than i've been able to find so ty!! 😭🫶🙏 it looks doable for my brown

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

where's that picture that ruined my life