aight it's bop

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

You know what's funny, if Kayden liked Gestella and Kartein it wouldn't just prove that he has a type, but also that he has a thing for red lipstick.

Ah.

tell me I'm wrong.

YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CAPTAIN SHAN'T ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!