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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

mr. beast in 2008

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

for my cereal

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

happy fathers day