𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤 !

me and michael monday

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Happy Pride

I can’t believe I have to say this in twenty fucking twenty four but there is NO evidence that cousins exist can we please be so fucking for real 😭

“So I was talking to my cousin the other day” DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF