They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.
I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.
You know, I don't think the bible really says anything about werewolves?
Like there's a couple times it says "don't fuck beasts" but a harkness-test passing werewolf really doesn't count as such?
Also while trying to research this I found an interesting page on TheTorah.com which discusses both biblical law and the pre-biblical Hittite Law which had slightly different rules about bestiality, including such fun bits as "if a bull fucks a man, you gotta kill the bull and a sheep, but the man is fine" and "it's not a capital offense if you fuck a horse or mule (unlike a cow/pig/dog/sheep), but you gotta stay away from the king and you can't be a priest anymore"
