_The Noble Squid

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

Park rangers told reporters that by licking moisture and grubs off the cliff wall the doomed man was able to pointlessly extend his unimaginable suffering for a further 6 to 7 days.

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

maybe they all hate spike..?

The Brony to alt-right pipeline is starting to make a little more sense now.

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

you want to measure how many “marks” long something is? Sounds communist, it’ll never work

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld