the stars are yuri

Sex scenes in movies are just avenues for men to display their fetishes. Women, on the other hand, do not have fetishes. They are big happy and sexually normal. So sexually normal that sex disgusts them. In fact, being turned on? Inherently male trait. Being titillated? Only men experience titillation. Because being a woman means not experiencing dirty horrible sexual feelings like enjoyment at seeing a boob. Women are pure. And good. And virginal. They understand that sex is sinful and degrading. Surely this is a progressive stance.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

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Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

official orthographic comedy post

hey OP I understand you are upset about the US women's sport shit and as a transfem woman myself I Get It, but can you not start a fucking fight with our brothers??????? Is that like chill with you?????????? We already have people that want us dead maybe don't do their work for them???????????????????? Not even joking this is some bootlicking CIA plant type shit.