Wolf of the Woods

seeing people claim that 4chan is "just a website like any other" is still just insaaaane to me

just saw someone say that 4chan can't possibly be white supremacist because they attacked scientology in the 2000s you people are stupid for real

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

Genuinely why is everyone 12 now.

The worst part is that everyone else being 12 is making me more 12 out of necessity. Like what do you mean my most very strongly held and controversial beliefs now include "cover your mouth when you cough that's yucky" and "it's good to be nice and bad to be mean. You shouldn't be mean to people." That's the shit they used to get mad at me on the playground for.

They teach you this shit on carebears man. They teach you this shit on the smurfs.

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

I was reading this mystery book about five kids who go missing and I was completely sure that the hints were building up to all the kids reappearing in the end together, not just the (slightly suspicious) protagonist. My friend said I was clearly nuts - only the protagonist would return in the end, leaving the fate of the others unresolved, and I was really overthinking something obvious and inevitable. And she was right. It was a four gone conclusion.

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing