Wolf of the Woods

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

Not blaming the guy at all but in our post-NSPM7 and Antifa-as-domestic-terrorist-category world this definitely will bring down the hammer. About to get far spicier on the streets.

You all need to get familiar with National Security Presidential Memorandum-7 NOW.

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

I HAVE BEEN SAYING MY PRONIS FOR SO LING AND I FORGOT WHY THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER

'Why does every nonbinary person want top surgery' I dunno maybe because having visible breasts immediately makes everyone assume you're female and only female, and therefore put you into a binary. Also why are you assuming every nonbinary person has breasts.

I think people who believe that should also put some thought into whether every nonbinary person with breasts actually wants top surgery, or whether they've just decided that the nonbinary people with breasts who want to keep them don't "count" as nonbinary.

#i know plenty of nonbinary people who want breasts or like their breasts#but they're viewed as either transtrenders or trans women in denial <- prev tags

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.