Wolf of the Woods

I like the idea of the Eridians figuring out telomeres and stopping Grace from aging, but I like the idea of them figuring it out by mistake even more. Like Adrian is supervising the stem cell grace-burger farms or whatever and someone is like "yeah after a while the DNA degrades we don't know what we're doing wrong" so they keep doing shit to prevent the very normal degredation and eventually they figure it out, and when they notice the same DNA degradation is in Grace's regular cells they just assume it's a complication from radiation exposure in space (since they know radiation damages DNA and that humans have mild resistance to low level radiation) so they just do the same thing they did with grace's stem cells to grace himself.

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.

i feel like we're remiss not to tell The Columbo Fan Website (Tumblr) about the episode of Lupin III that features Detective Columbo's cool skateboarding son--that he apparently has--named Boronco

Funny thing, because of how Japanese romanization works, "Boronko" could be translated (or re-translated, if we assume it's a Japanese pronunciation of a western name) in several different ways. Boronco is one, or it could be Bronco, Boronk, Bolonco, or

See the thing about Stratt putting all media ever in the Hail Mary is that it isn’t just for lolz or to keep the crew entertained, it always struck me as something deeply sad. Because even if all the crew survived, there was no way they could consume all possible media ever, language barriers alone would present a problem. And even then, they had a job to do and focus on first (which could have theoretically taken decades of work to figure out) so they wouldn’t have much use for The Great Gatsby or a week’s worth of poorly written amateur Guatemalan experimental opera. Let us remember that Stratt is practical and true utilitarian Instead, I think it was another part of the Hail Mary. If the scientists failed, if the Earth died, then what? Everything would have been completely lost. Art, music, film, history. Destroyed. Without a single living soul to remember it by. It would be as if all of humanity had never existed.