📜...🪶

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

can the medieval physician tell that i keep trying to contract plague just to see her or am i being chill about it

Can the castle blacksmith tell that I'm breaking my sword on purpose just to see them or am I being chill about it

Can the apothecary tell that I'm botching my poisons and running out of ingredients on purpose just to see xem or am I being chill about it

Can the painter tell I'm letting my limbs drift and needing to be manhandled back into the correct pose on purpose or am I being chill about it

Can the stable hand tell that I tamed a wild horse just to see him or am I being chill about it

can the jester tell that i'm laughing too hard at his jokes so he'll look at me in the audience or am i being chill about it

The prince said "thank you, brave knight" so obviously we’re married now.

when the helm obscures the face but you can still feel the intent behind the strikes. anger. hatred. twisted pleasure. i know youre smiling under there while you cleave your enemies.

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life