Nick

I'm not that good at being a knight

prince whose hands and feet are perpetually cold in wintertime and pet space heater knight who takes their warming duties very seriously

i gave my liege a snack that was too spicy for them and now im due to be immolated tomorrow. sorry everyone

*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

i'm bored i NEED to torment my knight until my heart is pure once more.

or until i get put in my place. who knows. who cares.

"id kiss a knight" "i want to kiss a knight" "i want to date a knight" "kiss your local knight today" "i need to kiss knights" but would a knight kiss YOU? humble yourself

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

The knight attempted to open a bag of chips in full gauntlets. The chips have won.

Thank you, dear Squire. You may have another chip if you do not tell anybody about my failures.