Imagine enjoying things? Couldn't be me.

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

oh shit fuck it’s a fucking party in the baby dome

OH SHIT YOU RIGHT

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

Us

what you must understand is that i have five incredible fan fictions in the works. and you might never see any of them

Sometimes people think they're dealing with a Torment Nexus but what they actually have is a Jumanji. And sometimes people think something's a Jumanji but oops it's a Torment Nexus.

Now. Sometimes you have a third thing- you'll have yourself a Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And buddy, I can't help you there.

So what is the most common of the three in the day to day life of average people