we are friends now.

this is a Huber Smielecki fan account for the foreseaable future

work like a white onion play like a green onion fuck like a red onion

im sorry argella durrandon was delivered naked and gagged to the man who killed her father and she...is just fine with marrying him no resentment no anger like the guy takes her house sigil and house words and she doesnt find it offensive

Look forward to HBO presenting this as a love story folks.

targ nation crytyping about the fossoway coke rant as if that scene doesn’t hard cut into a targaryen prince using his unchecked power to assault a group of innocent lowborn puppeteers for daring to reenact the death of a dragon. like maybe there was supposed to be a thread between those two scenes.

I've only known Argella Durrandon for a couple hours but I already refuse to believe her and Orys Baratheon were some kinda love story like nope. Not accepting that. Situation was too fucked up for that to be true.

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

i just cannot take so many hardcore targaryen stans seriously because they treat the targaryens as fantasy characters and everybody else as real people. so the targs carpet bombing kingdoms is fine and fun but god forbid anybody else moves an inch

and as much as i enjoy the targaryens, i do resent grrm for the targ mania of the last few years. we used to be a proper country. we used to have jaime cersei and tyrion lannister in the building

genuinely the last thing i’ll say about this but it gets to a point if all of your favourite characters come from fire and blood and other side materials. stanning a random evil targaryen princess when we have cersei lannister at home ? ?

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy