we are friends now.

this is a Huber Smielecki fan account for the foreseaable future

i just cannot take so many hardcore targaryen stans seriously because they treat the targaryens as fantasy characters and everybody else as real people. so the targs carpet bombing kingdoms is fine and fun but god forbid anybody else moves an inch

and as much as i enjoy the targaryens, i do resent grrm for the targ mania of the last few years. we used to be a proper country. we used to have jaime cersei and tyrion lannister in the building

genuinely the last thing i’ll say about this but it gets to a point if all of your favourite characters come from fire and blood and other side materials. stanning a random evil targaryen princess when we have cersei lannister at home ? ?

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

i just cannot take so many hardcore targaryen stans seriously because they treat the targaryens as fantasy characters and everybody else as real people. so the targs carpet bombing kingdoms is fine and fun but god forbid anybody else moves an inch

and as much as i enjoy the targaryens, i do resent grrm for the targ mania of the last few years. we used to be a proper country. we used to have jaime cersei and tyrion lannister in the building

What percentage of the Kings Landing population got herded into the dragonpit by the gold cloaks for Aegon Coronation Dragon 9/11 in season one AND got herded by the velaryon troops into the high sept to witness Rhaenyra coke ranting about being the Prince that was promised against the northern apocalypse in season three AND will in two years go onto storm the dragon pit in season four do we think

and when i say fuck the targaryens never ever am i talking about the lovely akotsk gang

and i’m also not talking about jon snow or daenerys or rhaenyra or the greens or young griff or jacaerys velaryon or viserys the second

ngl I didn't even bat an eye at the alys rivers backstory because that's the sort of bullshit that just happens in the riverlands of course the haunted castle has a cursed ghost servant it's not like that's less believable than zombie catelyn stark or the tiny albino ghost that speaks in riddles or brynden rivers

He is the prettiest of them all ❤️❤️❤️