The Observer

"I asked your father three times if he worshiped the dark one because his answer vexed me so grievously. He said he must meet God with a clear conscience." *Robin is furious* "You lie." *Robin moves to storm out of the room, only to meet the Sheriff coming in* "On your souls, do not shed blood in the house of God!" *Robin slices the Sheriff's face with a dagger then dodges away from the Sheriff's guards as they break in* "LOCKSLEY! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!" "Then it begins." *Later* "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more! I want this brigand found. Starve them out, slaughter their... No, take their live stock. I want Locksley's own people fighting to bring his head in." "Perhaps, we could create a name for him. Something to drive fear in the hearts of the populace, maybe "Locksley the Lethal" or "Wreaking Robin". "Whatever! I want him dead by the next full moon, before the barons come back!" *Sheriff turns to the doctor* "Now, sew... and keep the stitches small!"

Happy 35th Anniversary to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves