Rμν - 1/2 R gμν = 8π Tμν

Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.

This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).

It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.

Omfg who made this where is this from???

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

You are witnessing a broken human being

This is actually me like constantly now

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

by Heck If I Know

Remember this spooky comic from last year?

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

It is a period drama

If there is one thing you do today, please unmute this.

I’VE MISSED THIS

I want one!

Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again!

@peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount

“is anyone there” bitch this some fnaf shit man i ain’t goin near that

CONSIDER ME OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT

@trashy-posterior HAVE U SEEN THIS BECAUSE ITS COOL

@higurai look its a robot 

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?