island life but not the cool kind.

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

This is a rest post. Feel free to rest by the fire and regain your strength before venturing below

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.