All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

anyone else a soft bitch tonight

every night

*makes air quotes whenever referencing my physical form and existence on this earth*

There’s a huge difference between mimes and clowns, but oh so little does that matter when either and/or both of them are suddenly in your house late at night.

Are you ok? like do you need help?

some kid in my class next to me went to their calendar app and set a reminder on january 12th, 2058 at 7pm to die and then just closed it.

forgive me father for I am back on my bullshit

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree