Monster Factory - My 2 Dads² Sentence Starters
“It’s like you can see the inside of his eyeballs!”
“You look like a cool guy I can be friends with.”
“Oh, wait a second; you’re a sunfish.”
“I come for you in the dreaming hours.”
“Hi, I’m Dark Vader, and I’m a Star Wars!”
“It’s baseball time, boyos.”
“Little juicy butt-meat.”
“[Character], this is our child we’re talking about.”
“Oh my God, his chin goes inside him!”
“Play your cards right and it’ll go inside you, too!”
“Why would anybody want that?!”
“This is my son, Random Boy!”
“I feel like his son has a job.”
“Hey dad, I’m headed out to Wall Street.”
*laughing* “Look at that beast of a man!”
“But I do wanna make him gigantic.”
“Why are you wearing sunglasses to sleep, sir?”
“New Chinsburg: the country where everyone’s chin is gigantic.”
“Oh my God, what have we done?”
“Look at these two monstrosities, how could they ever hate each other?”
“If you think about it he has a third dad, and it’s you.”
“Because two squared is three.”
“I forgot that we were gonna watch everyone use the bathroom.”
“It’s my favorite breakfast time treat!”
“I’m going to snarf this down and play a beautiful concerto.”
“And I think [character]’s just going to keep eating burgers until he dies.”
“What do you want? Go chat with your kids!”
“We’re monitoring your internet activity.”
“What would really help cement this relationship is a foil-stamped Charizard from Series 3.”
“How’s my burger boy doing?”
“You’ve been alive for one day, I think you’ve earned it!”
*singing* “Here I go to school, I got my face cream on! And I vanish like a ghost!”
*singing* “Amber is the color of your energy!”
“No, you have not earned bathroom privileges.”
*singing* “You just call on me brother, I’ll mop up your piss!”
“Hey, mind if I tickle the ivories for the first time in my life?”
“Just walk home, you can’t afford the Uber.”
“[Character], did you happen to watch Drake & Josh this week?”
“It’s been a while, old friend.”
“What is going on in this house?”
“If he dies, I’ll delete my computer.”
“Oh, no, don’t piss your pants here.”
“He’s crying as he pumps!”
“I give this family two out of two dads.”
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