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28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

Seconding Ivan in West Virginia

my father was a sailor and my mother was an infamously corrupt escheator

I was born in a blizzard. it was February 29th and the moon was full.

Sherlock Holmes is a perfectly normal autistic guy with a roommate who is deeply perplexed by him.

Sherlock Holmes demonstrates a remarkably sophisticated understanding of stimulant usage in neurodivergent individuals

Yes. Being under-stimulated and overall withdrawn and turning to cocaine between cases is what makes it feel strangely realistic.

Hear me out more people should sing the epics. They were songs first right? I was singing the Iliad earlier and when I read the Homeric hymns I'll sing them as well. I always read those kinds of texts out loud.

good point. they should rap the epics

Iphigenia's gender is not irrelevant to her sacrifice but I think it matters less than one would initially assume. In some ways I think she is adjacent to the "lost youth" archetype that is present in a lot of male characters in these myths. Polyxena's gender, however, feels EXTREMELY relevant to her death myth. and I think that's interesting I could have more to say but I will read euripides hecuba and get back to you

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

not trying to be mean, that was just the natural conclusion of a judgemental aspec teenager forcibly surrounded by other teenagers. classmates would go on and on about their Longings and Yearnings and id be like. girl u r fifteen

If you have baby bunnies in your yard where you let your dogs loose, you can put a laundry basket over the nest while your dogs are outside! Mama normally feeds her kids at dawn and dusk, so you won't be preventing her from accessing her babies. Don't move a nest!! mama is stupid!

Alternatively: this character is some kind of rock star celebrity in their field and has a bunch of honorary degrees from several different institutions, and also this story takes place before most universities adopted a separate postnominal for honorary doctorates specifically to avoid this sort of confusion.