NitsWits

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

can you lez the fuck in

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

i thimk trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone whos not cis should all love eachother forever and embrace eachother and listen to eachother and protect eachother. we should all be eachothers' shield

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts