NitsWits

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

I get really angry every time I have to interface with a handsome man

you really think you're doing something, don't you. well I could do everything you're doing. easy. maybe even better than you. if I wanted to. ugh. with that stupid fucking face on your face. you're not all that.

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.