NitsWits

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

All the genders were gone when I checked today. Good thing I stocked up.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.